Eerie perfection

In the midwest they are freaking out about how nice their weather is. Oh to know such agony:

Goldilocks weather conditions — not too cloudy, not too hot, just enough rain — fueled record harvests in every major Midwest crop, scientists said Friday.

I would be worried too. It's the Lawrence Welk effect. Speaking of eerie things in the midwest, didn't there used to be a show called Eerie, Indiana? This sounds like something they'd be interested in.

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